July 2012
50 posts
4 tags
“have to present for journal club.”
– read the journal the afternoon before. somehow end up with a 30 slide powerpoint.
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“Med students are back on the wards.”
– There are Absolutely no available computers anymore.
5 tags
“what if scrub pants were SHORTS.”
– we should all do this on our very last day of residency. it would be phenomenal.
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“the printer is jammed.”
– WTFJDFLJEOIRKLDFKDFOIEKL.
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“my intern keeps doing rectal exams.”
– at least he’s thorough.
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“8: 45 PM, End of Call.
Pharmacist: “can you walk back to the chart and...”
– he took a verbal.
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“doc I’m peeing ALL time. It just starts after I drink alcohol .”
– Someone teach this kid to google.
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“so. the patient’s grandmother called. he’s a murderer.”
– … does this affect discharge? i mean… cuz that’d be like double jeopardy.
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“C/o hip pain today b/c she had to “squat so far down cuz the toilet was so...”
– … bilateral hip xrays.
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“another attending: “oh so for my pt tomorrow that you’re...”
– on a SATURDAY? do u want me to get STABBED?
Anonymous asked: In what city are your doing your residency?
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“you have to seek temporary guardianship for your patient.”
– WHO SAID I WANT GUARDIANSHIP?!?!
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“DISAPPOINTMENT:
when crazy pt is deemed “no capacity”.. and they...”
– WHYYYYYYYYY NOTTTTTTT.
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“the patient is refusing blood-draws, telemetry, meds, CT-head, ekg.”
– pt is refusing life.
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“pt is awaiting placement.”
– NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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“It’s 101’F outside.”
– Put on your white coat.
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“That feeling you get when you have to go to the hospital on your day off just to...”
– Troll.
June 2012
35 posts
3 tags
Attending: "you should go home."
Me: "Ok!"
Attending: "wow! you didnt even fight me."
Entrapment.
3 tags
“Doing chest compressions during a code.”
– Afterwards, senior tells you to go to the gym.
2 tags
“Finish intern year.”
– Can’t hold a shot of liquor. 