April 2012
32 posts
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“30 ICU pts. No discharges. Incoming admissions.”
– black weekend. Fml.
4 tags
“Pt does not speak a word of English.”
– Bitch best know sign language!
“Stuck in a terrible conference.”
– pager doesn’t even go off once.
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“The secret joy u get when u write “fleet tap enema,” for a nurse...”
3 tags
“Rectal trumpets.”
– Why are they see-through…
“Omg he trashing about!”
– Go see pt. Pt is sleeping.
Anonymous asked: What's your specialty? -M2 (thanks for the window into the future)
4 tags
“high dose ascorbic acid.”
FIRST DOSE NOW.”
– when pt families google too much.
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“sitting at a nursing station.
minding your own business.
phantom poop smell...”
– W.T.F. SHUT THE DOOR.
2 tags
“patient has pain”
– OMG YYYYYYY
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“patient is agitated”
– yyyyyyyy
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“you have to do a line.”
– 3902482 patients left to round on.
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“ICU: sign out rounds.”
– are they? aren’t they? … ever going to happen.
2 tags
“1pm. Saturday ICU.
Rounded on.
1 person of my 11. None of the other interns...”
– Shit
5 tags
“enter cafeteria. fellows and attendings are also sitting + eating there.”
– do… you… … sit with them?
4 tags
“lorna doones.”
– just can’t have 1 packet.
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“finding out most of your 7 wards next year have q4 overnights.”
– immediately performed a job search.
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“they should really educate you on the reality of the financial burden of medical...”
– get out if you can.
“long day of icu.
parents call post-sign out. we’re coming to visit you...”
5 tags
“Long day of ICU. There’s a bee in my car driving home.”
