- me: WHO is that brunette surgeon that is drop dead hot.
- Surgeon: her name is ________ i have wet dreams about her.
- me: ok. well. i was thinking about a guy. but i'll keep an eye out for her too.
b: “i don’t know. he might not even be a surgeon. i was too busy gawking at his face.”
a: “is he married?”
b: “i dunno i couldn’t stop staring to look down at something as petty as a name tag or a ring. HE’S SO HOT.” —hospital celebrity-ism.
The mistake with coming to clinic an hour before scheduled is that they expect me to work. No I’m scheduled for 9 and I have not done the clinic reading. I have an hour TYVM.
Pray to god leads were abnormally placed.” —toss some salt. cross your fingers. hold your breath.
and when i go see the patient…. EKG really was just sinus tach.. and now it’s just a 24hr observations for pain management of rectal hemorrhoids.
And i’m on CARDIOLOGY.” —wtf.
me: “i think i might be in withdrawal.”
me: “i dunno. but that doesn’t mean i’m not in withdrawal.”
me: “ok fine, calm down Takasubos.”