“The cardiology fellows dont know who Shaun White is.”
—Um. Wtf. Thank god I’m a cool kid.
August 2012
22 posts
“Nothing like a Friday evening date with 3 delinquent dictations so I wont lose my parking.”
—Sexy.
“my roommate just cancelled our cable. residency just got a little darker.”
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“That feeling you get everytime that nurse bumps/whacks you when you’re just trying to look at the tele.”
—My. Gosh. Just go AROUND me.
lost in specialties
- me: WHO is that brunette surgeon that is drop dead hot.
- Surgeon: her name is ________ i have wet dreams about her.
- me: ok. well. i was thinking about a guy. but i'll keep an eye out for her too.
“a: “do u know what type of surgeon he is?”
b: “i don’t know. he might not even be a surgeon. i was too busy gawking at his face.”
a: “is he married?”
b: “i dunno i couldn’t stop staring to look down at something as petty as a name tag or a ring. HE’S SO HOT.” —hospital celebrity-ism.
b: “i don’t know. he might not even be a surgeon. i was too busy gawking at his face.”
a: “is he married?”
b: “i dunno i couldn’t stop staring to look down at something as petty as a name tag or a ring. HE’S SO HOT.” —hospital celebrity-ism.
“still rounding on new consults 5:45pm.”
—my brain went off duty at 5pm.
“Yep. The nurse just barked at a patient.”
—“do I look like the lab?” and then barking.
“Just turned the clinic room thermometer to 90 degrees.”
—Wtf is it SO COLD.
A ding on punctuality
The mistake with coming to clinic an hour before scheduled is that they expect me to work. No I’m scheduled for 9 and I have not done the clinic reading. I have an hour TYVM.
“First thing I did this morning? Lock myself out of the EMR.”
—It’s ME! Why do I even nEED a password- just trust me.
“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the world that they don’t care if that mark is a scar.”
—John Green
“In the middle of rounds.”
—You really need to pee.
“I think I’ll get tattooed tomorrow.”
—“Because THAT is who I am,” MD.
“And… Then i walked straight into a wall.”
—MD’s are people too.
“1st EKG is abnormal.
Repeat EKG.
Pray to god leads were abnormally placed.” —toss some salt. cross your fingers. hold your breath.
Repeat EKG.
Pray to god leads were abnormally placed.” —toss some salt. cross your fingers. hold your breath.
“get an EKG. Read as “nonspecific ST changes, T wave changes. consider anterolateral ischemia, consider inferior ischemia.”
—BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAAANNNN.
“only i would end up with an admission for Atrial FLutter - Which the ED treated with IV Dilt, and Heparin gtt….
and when i go see the patient…. EKG really was just sinus tach.. and now it’s just a 24hr observations for pain management of rectal hemorrhoids.
And i’m on CARDIOLOGY.” —wtf.
and when i go see the patient…. EKG really was just sinus tach.. and now it’s just a 24hr observations for pain management of rectal hemorrhoids.
And i’m on CARDIOLOGY.” —wtf.
“Fell asleep on my yoga mat.”
—Residency = when the 2 feet to your bed just seems too far.
conversations w/ non-MED's
me: “i think i might be in withdrawal.”
“from what?”
me: “i dunno. but that doesn’t mean i’m not in withdrawal.”
“you’re crazy.”
me: “ok fine, calm down Takasubos.”
