“That feeling when you just want to be a pretty lady, and then a patient of sound mind asks you if you are pregnant. “Because I thought I saw a bulge.””—And… my heart shattered into a million little bacon bits. I was sad the whooolllle daaaayyyy.
“You have a un-cosigned medical student’s progress note from 392 days ago. You need to come & drive 20 miles in the opposite direction from your home institution to sign it.”—It’s not like its 672 days old, so… Never
“Isn’t it weird how there have been doctors for centuries- and the best thing we’ve come up with are those floral divider curtains in the pt rooms.”—Polyblend!
Teal green hasn’t even been “in” since the 70s.