May 2013
25 posts
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“has anyone else noticed that all the nurses at the VA have fake lashes? like...”
– unffff.
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“Sooooo…. employees at my hospitals food stand were fired because they were...”
– The hospital is the VA. I gotta check my accounts. Annoying.
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“rant unrelated: will someone PLEASE STOP trying to make Emma Roberts happen.”
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“never a good sign when you think the nurse was speaking spanish with the...”
– you’ve met Maria? welcome to the VA.
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“the office - is ending. and i. can’t. take. it.”
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“Send to Microsoft OneNote.”
– WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING?!
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“I think the hospital would be a lot funner if like doctors were actually as...”
– Like. One McDreamy would be nice.
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“It makes no sense why the temperature in the hospital restroom is above...”
– Needs attention & action.
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“Awkward moment when you open a patients door, and they are standing completely...”
– . Pretend it never happened.
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“That feeling when you try to walk into a patient’s room. Open the door....”
– Well. This admission is going to take longer than expected.
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“Hospital smells.”
– Omg. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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“When you only have 1 patient on your list and you’re cross covering a team with...”
– I just…..want to hurt you.
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“The feeling you get when the computer is not connected to the local network...”
– Despaaaaair.
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“It’s official. Saks is WAY BETTER than Neiman’s.”
– age old question. answered.
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“only at the VA have we had to ART-stick so many people in less than a week for...”
– lazy government employees is apparently not a myth. it’s really tragic.
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“gosh. i really hate the names the nouveau riche give their babies.”
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“I just bought a Jeep in CASH! wait. no. it was cash. but it went all into my...”
– indentured education.
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“Spotted: chubby Man in indigo jeans, loafers, aviators indoors … and a ...”
– Ootd. Sex pot, obviously.
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“DID U KNOW you can’t give “2mg of Dilaudid in 50mL NS infused over...”
– fundamental problems.
“people are always judging alcoholics, users, and addicts..
and they don’t...”
– relapsed. one day at a time.
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“do you ever feel like your residency schedulers are out to get you?”
– like. i know i’m chill, generally entertaining and don’t make a fuss. but like fuck off and give the kid a break. at least, i’ve got better clothes than you.
April 2013
30 posts
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“First day back at the VA. I ate 5 bagels.”
– Cause for concern.
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“unrelated note.
after my 2nd yoga class, it’s been confirmed. i have no...”
– but. i jump mad spry. azn problems.
“Finally got a chance to get my morning coffee at 2pm. And- they’ve run out...”
– Am. I. Dying?
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“Realize in the middle of driving to the hospital that…
Your shirt is on...”
– The real skills are how I corrected this while driving.
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“Went on a joyride with an attending. (Aka sitting shotgun driving to home...”
– So. Much. Material.
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“What my girlfriends say: “OMG you must be surrounded by HOT male doctors...”
– yea.. those Urologists really make ‘em panty’s drop.
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What "The Hills" taught me. MD can't take the... →
it’s a link.. click it. i still don’t eat carbs.
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“Attending: “you pee really fast.”
– thank you for the compliment.
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“that fear that the car you just honked at (aka aggressively cut off b/c...”
– omg omg don’t look don’t look.
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“That moment when you’ve had too many incorrect login attempts and the...”
– Is. This. Despair?
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“Meanwhile.. @ the Bar..
“he walked over, u asked him questions and u ...”
– ughhh i’m on Palliative Care and have developed the “establish touch” reflex and did not even RECOGNIZE.
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“-it’s strange.
despite how painful this week has been- i just...”
– Born. Bred. Boston.
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“Awkward moment when Case Manager comes to claim “her” computer.. and...”
– i gave it back.
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“alone in elevator. stare down the security camera.”
– i know you’re lookin at me…
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“jump into elevator where there is only 1 other person in.
go to press your...”
– stranger danger.
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“custodial staff with that really gross enormous crate for dirty laundry and...”
– whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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“spill coffee on your white coat. BLEACH IT :D”
– … well now it’s just a urine-colored stain. >:(
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“Family Meetings.”
– NOT ANOTHER ONE PLEASE. PLEASE. OMG PLEASE. I CAN”T. NO PLEASE. 3 IS ENOUGH FOR TODAY. PLEASE.
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“nurses conference room packed with free bagels, cakes, cupcakes, cream cheese,...”
– Patient Kitchen graham crackers and applesauce. Breakfast of champions?
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“Need shoes for work & go shopping.
… Come back with a pair of...”
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“Reality. Check, please.
do you ever have those moments where you just realize...”
