Bahhhhh chipppppsssss
Doritos Doritos the food of my soul

Sometimes I see people order those breakfast strudels and pastries and sugary overkill at the coffee shop…
And I judge them.

My attending friend, “my goal as the admitter is to give as much to the residents and not write a single note.”

I’m wearing. Yoga pants. And. Lululemon hoodie.
Scrubbing around is real today.

When. Your ability to not judge - allows you to let the complicated people into your life.
It’s too early to feel anything about the complications.

Let me get an order of the French fried French fries.
Stoned guy at the Chinese take out place (via morebaffledlessbrooklyn)

Q
Nice legs, Doc.
A

Well. It’s one of my most recognized traits haha.


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That awkward moment when you get tired of all the nurses coming up to you for everything and say, “ask the resident first.”
Boom. Stop calling meeeeeeeeeee abt everything.

So. I wish I wasn’t getting played.
But. I think I am.
So. I guess. I’m gonna play harder.

Because we all know. The fear of the hurt is only ever masked by the desire to hurt.

Don’t hurt me.

My friend is sexting me the entire time I’m here.
I am nearly having a panic attack now every time my phone goes off if it’s on the table and anybody can read the messages.

I. Am. So. tIRED.
Post black wknd.

Whoever was supposed to give me a signout. Didn’t.
Walking into probably 24.