I will always love McDonalds-because when I was little, it was such a treat when my dad would come home for lunch from work and bring us McDonalds drive thru lunch.
it’s not about the food-
….. But their McFlurries are pretty low cal… So… Check. Yourself.

That awkward moment when you look at a Rorschach and all you see are pelvic bones and sacroiliacs.
…And you didn’t realize u were looking at a Rorschach.
So. That. Happened.


Ok. So. Someone explain to me the importance of these text messages bw Aaron Hernandez and Bill Belichick.
What could they possibly say. Ugh.

bognog:

Toby Alderweireld

If be a lot more excited for work if doctors looked like him.



Dear Alpha Girls, MD

I can immediately tell if i will be friends with someone based on their style.
And I have a pretty wide range… (A real life fanny pack to Chanel)- But…

.. There is smthng abt that high-pitched preppy-alpha-girl who thinks she some kind of civilian reincarnate KateMiddleton toting a ToryBurch that really deters me.. Half the time bc they’re so fake and cliquey- and treat other ppl like they’re small..
So- to them-
I just wanna say - sorry I ain’t pretty enough to shop at AnnTaylors or KateSpade … but, if you wanna BlueSteel walk off- I just got a pair of BottegaVenetas and they will walk all over your cute Nine Wests. I got a black leather minidress in the back someplace- that I’ll raise your polyblend Anthropologie find… So…. Step off.

Now. Before you mistake me for some label-whore-jerk,- Imma go back to wearing my uniform $4 Men’s 2(x)ist white ribbed tank, $12 vintage Levi’s cut offs in my $20 defect Converses. And don’t think that just bc I don’t act/look fancy that I don’t have an artillery in my closet. (Or in my head)

Stay humble- we all struggle. Nobody is any better than anyone else.
Unless, you’re a really really shitty person.


did-you-kno:

Source

We should do this. (I don’t have twitter)

did-you-kno:

Source

We should do this. (I don’t have twitter)



We all look at North Korea and feel disgust at how their trapped citizens are fed a gross misconception of the world.
But. Then you wonder what your country has fed you. Because. You need to.

I’m. Going. On. A. Cleanse.

I’m. Going. On. A. Cleanse.

(via hemingwayslemonade)


seriously cannot keep up with how put-together the girls are these day.
HOW does Everyone looks like a model?!
I’m like a damp boiled egg.

kalle14-cfc2003:

Oops…. I thought I was looking at myself in the mirror.

ermedicine:

How to celebrate finishing the worst class in the entire world. 

Orange juice + ‘murica flavored vodka

Yea. That.

ermedicine:

How to celebrate finishing the worst class in the entire world.

Orange juice + ‘murica flavored vodka

Yea. That.


Sitting in a room with like older IM attendings. And dear god, may I age better than that.
I will. Thanks to tinder, I know I’m superb.