You know you’re a jackass when you confused the hashtag: #MCM.
Because instead of seeing photos of fine luxury leather goods—- it’s actually Man-Crush-Monday…

I joined Tinder as a joke experiment.

And all I’ve really learned is that- I’m a face to face person. But. If you want to fuck. There’s plenty and plenty and loads and loads and unlimited amount of guys that will hit you up in less than a second just to demolish you.

I’m pretty sure that unlike girls- guys don’t really have any real standard. So that being said. Flip your hair. And. Wrap. It. Up.


Huh. Well. That’s awfully presumptuous of you.

Huh. Well. That’s awfully presumptuous of you.


From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
(via tattyz)

Yea. This.

(via ink-coal)


Some guys don’t get me. they think I’m wild.
Some guys. I meet once. And we’ve decided to Miami in October.
Who makes friends this way? Apparently me. All or nothing.
I guess I should start dieting right now.


Mainly. My lifestyle goals.
Date me. Your mom will be so happy. 
I’m a doctor.

Mainly. My lifestyle goals. Date me. Your mom will be so happy. I’m a doctor.

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I’m wish this could be my uniform.

I’m wish this could be my uniform.

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nevver:

We’ll leave the light on for you, Christophe Maout


When working one wknd could pay for…. My entire trip.
It’s hard to not want to be that workaholic.

Call me a dreamer, a make-believer, but I know; one day the neon lights will guide me home.

Do guys still really say, “noice” all the time?
Because you sound like a jackass.
And. Im pretty sure you’re no longer on the high school Lacrosse team. So. That.

Do you see this?!?!
I’m doing to wrong.

Do you see this?!?!
I’m doing to wrong.


That awkward moment when you make an empirically funny comment in your small office and nobody laughs.
Yea. I see. So. I’m gonna have to find friends elsewhere. Where is that hot murse I just saw? Maybe he will love me.

Precisely. Love me.

Precisely. Love me.

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