did-you-kno:

A 7-ft-wide home in London that was squeezed into a former driveway went on sale for £235,000. Note: this is not the narrowest house in London.  Source

But. I was going to move back.

did-you-kno:

A 7-ft-wide home in London that was squeezed into a former driveway went on sale for £235,000. Note: this is not the narrowest house in London. Source

But. I was going to move back.


Oh. I am awake at 2am. Let me just check my email for the signout and census for Monday.
Wtf. Worst idea I will have again never.

Thanks man who ran across the White House lawn… Into the doors?!?
You’ve shattered the life-long notion I’ve had that Snipers sat on the roof of White House 24/7.
(But this is in all seriousness really quite the embarrassment for the the White House. we need a lot more snipers.)

I asked the guy for Kim Kardashian haircut.
He gave me her now-haircut. I should have been more clear and said, “pre-Kanye, drag-queen” hair.

riaali:

sonastyandsorude:

Phaedra Parks’ LEGENDARY takedown of Kenya Moore

oh fuck

This even funnier bc Phaedra’s husband is going to jail.

(via luseepurr)


When some young gun walks A-line twd u & gives u a flier for a 18+ club.
I just started laughing. I couldn’t hold it in.

Left Swiperthritis.
It’s gonna be a thing.

The secretary spent an HOUR at the fax machine next to me. (It was broken)
I was so annoyed bc I was watching EMR modules and it prevented me from tindering simultaneously to distract myself.

That feeling when you shake someone’s hand and know you’ve given them the worst URI virus ever.
Ooooh. Sooooo. Sorry. But pretend it wasn’t me.

Maybe I shouldn’t have high beamed, revved up my car at or talked overtly loud enough so that woman driving like a moron in the hospital garage would hear me.
"What are you doing? You don’t need to turn on the signal- it’s a one-way garage- that’s the only way to you can go. There are no spots here - stop driving 3 mph and go to the next floor-"

I ordered you an XXS white coat.
Well. That sounds like it’s gonna be uncomfortable.

Omg. I’m watching a PowerPoint about EMR coding.
Omg I am dying. Help. I have been bored into tindering. Save me. Is Tinder a word in the dictionary? It should be. Save me. Now. I have a headddAaccxhhhheee.

Here is the girl trapped in my soul.

Here is the girl trapped in my soul.

(via frighted)


Trick and Ho. Or. Celeb chef and Django actress.

Trick and Ho. Or. Celeb chef and Django actress.


sooo… about kanye.

did you happen to see that video where he… stops the concert to CONFIRM that those two fans were indeed handicapped and couldn’t stand? and the crowd.. boos the handicapped ppl for not standing?

like.. let’s be honest, how does anyone tolerate themselves for PAYING MONEY to support a thing like Kanye.. i mean, sure the guy donates to charity…  but doesn’t really negate the fact that he’s kind of an awful human..

i like his music.  but when it plays, i can’t get over the fact that thing Kanye is singing it.  so.  i change the song.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kanye-west-reportedly-stops-sydney-concert-and-asks-fan-in-wheelchair-to-stand-up-9731845.html?d