love. this. remix.


baffledinbrooklyn:

I made veggie burgers for the first time.  No picture of the final product because they stuck to the pan like someone soldered them there.  Tasty though.

Ommmmgggg this just made so hungry i can’t contain ittttt.

baffledinbrooklyn:

I made veggie burgers for the first time. No picture of the final product because they stuck to the pan like someone soldered them there. Tasty though.

Ommmmgggg this just made so hungry i can’t contain ittttt.


I’ll be honest.
I have NO IDEA the differences in any of the tubefeeds.
And I STILL can’t figure out TPN.

crazy people came into clinic today. somehow they all loved me and wanted to make sure they came to see me in clinic again.

1) AMFYOYO i’m almost finished.

2) why doesn’t this charm work on like.. hot.. men?


How awesome is it when a clinic patient that needs a rectal exam refuses a rectal exam?
Best of the awesomes.

why. does. EVERY patient have SUPERNATURAL playing on their television.
because.  JENSEN ACKLES is SO distracting when i am trying to round.

I wish I could dress like I was going to Coachella every day.
But I am NOT going to Coachella- I have a real job. Thanks.

9gag:

Keep calm

9gag:

Keep calm


I ate a KFC meal by myself post call.
I think I’m retaining water.

Am I the only one that post-30hr call goes home and sleeps until the next day of work?
Bc that’s like 16 hrs of sleep.

fuck it. i’m just going to go eat a burrito.

11am dusty road.

Do you ever get that feeling that you are so pale that you can’t recognize yourself. And then have a dream about tanning- except the tanning machine is a rotisserie oven sunbed?
And then you wake up early to get to a cafe to do work. and then your computer breaks right there on your one day off to get all your shit done before the black wknd? And then you cry?

Yea…


the ruddy lady teased, “isn’t she beautiful?” He looked back at me off guard, smiled at the ground and said, “ehh, she has her moments.”
I. Kinda. Died.

Did you say $70 a day for a juice cleanse?
DUDE. GET. A. BLENDER.

im breathing so heavily. i sound louder than a Prius.